O is for Omelette

O is for Omelette

Ink and watercolour on paper, 8×10
This drawing is available.

Nearly every time I decide I want eggs for breakfast on a Saturday morning, I make the eggs. Usually I make eggs for Doug first because I like eggs many different ways and am always deciding while I make his eggs, which is why I find myself often telling him this:

“Omelette you eat first, Doug. Because I am very considerate that way. Get it? Imma let you eat first? I’m hilarious.”

Little does he know, my husband is a procrastinating decision-phobic’s coping mechanism.